I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "But why would he make an entire blog just telling me to go away? Surely he wants love and affection, and I only have to break through his tough exterior-"
No. I can assure you that I don't want that at all.
But you say, "He's just like the old man from Up! That old man didn't want any friends either but then he did!"
Alright kid, here's what the old man from Up looked like:
For comparison, he's what I look like:
Look, enough is enough. Kindly fuck off. It's none of your business.