Listen, Damnit

Maybe you didn't hear me the first time. I said get off my blog. Yes, I know this is the internets. I don't care. I want you off. Look at you. Dirty fingers. Eyes full of porn and Facebook. This is a respectable blog. There's no bikini ladies here. Go back to watching your Jersey Shore and whatnot.

I don't want to see you around here.

Sincerely,

The Old Man on the Porch